SOME OF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HIGH-OCTANE TRUTH. – Rants

By Peter M. DeLorenzo 

Detroit. It’s Vehicle Exhibit 7 days here in the Motor City. Sure, you read that accurately. After two-and-a person-fifty percent a long time of postponements, false starts and navel-gazing thoughts as to “what is it all about?” the Detroit Vehicle Display, these types of as it is, is slated to begin with a media working day on Wednesday (this week’s publication date – WG). 

Truly, this “media day” is a misnomer, for the reason that what made use of to be two jam-packed days of media press conferences, product rollouts and closely orchestrated and, in some situations, excruciating government pontificating, has been lessened to a fifty percent-assed facsimile of what made use of to be.

Oh confident, there are outdoor displays, and tightly managed “ride and drives” in and all around Huntington Position (formerly regarded as Cobo Hall), but the actuality is that what was at the time a correct worldwide automobile demonstrate crammed with important new item reveals has now been decreased to a hometown retail exhibit, exactly where the 1000’s of persons who are either instantly or indirectly involved in the automobile field in this location can go and revel in the fruits of their labor and say some thing like, “We did the reduced entrance valance on the new Mustang.”

It is no major revelation that the COVID pandemic generally wrecked the vehicle exhibit design. It upended the automobile present calendar and hastened its demise by placing the complete circus on a prepare to Oblivion, which is a person prevent previous Out of date Station. 

Is this the Detroit Exhibit organizers’ fault? Not in the minimum. These folks are struggling mightily to make the Detroit Automobile Show pertinent and an automobile-themed location for spouse and children entertainment. A large effort is getting made – supported by the nearby media – to make the exhibit attractive once more. But the fact is that the plot has been missing and the absence of the Detroit Automobile Show has not made hearts mature fonder. As an alternative it has planted an frustrating perception of ennui, which has permeated the collective consciousness of the individuals who utilised to give a damn.

Sure, the situations have altered. The auto makers have realized that the collective hundreds of hundreds of thousands of pounds they made use of to invest on car exhibits was a giant squander of money. Car shows have been replaced by qualified product or service rollouts to what passes for the automotive media, alleged social media “influencers” and perfectly-heeled clientele who can unfold the term a lot more efficiently and essentially, instantaneously. 

It does not aid that the retail automobile sector has inexorably modified far too. People today don’t shop at dealers any more the infinite supply chain issues have put compensated to that quaint idea. Now, it is spec-out an purchase for a car or truck and wait or hope a person on a checklist to get a automobile cancels and results in an open up slot. 

Wait around a minute, wouldn’t that make the Detroit Car Show far more desirable? Basically, no. People today are applied to looking at all the things and everything to do with new and approaching cars on the Net. Right now. There’s no mystery or attract any more, no waiting with anticipation for the sellers to remove the paper covering up the showroom home windows like historical occasions. Folks now know what is coming a yr or a lot more in progress down to the past detail, it’s just the way matters are performed these times. And other than, men and women close to listed here are conscious of motor vehicles from all of the brands well in advance of everyone else. We see prototypes on the road all the time, many years in advance far too. 

Is there anything likely on at the “new” Detroit Car Show? The only expose of take note in Detroit will be Ford’s reveal of the last ICE Mustang, Wednesday night. Is this occasion sufficient to give the Detroit Automobile Present reliability or desirability? No. It is akin to the Detroit Lions holding “family” day. You in essence know what’s likely to materialize – with a few wrinkles thrown in for the sake of “new” – but we have all been there and carried out that ahead of, haven’t we?

This column will be a bitter capsule for some, but truth has a way of obtaining in the way. The Significant-Octane Truth is that the Detroit Automobile Clearly show is dead, no matter what type it usually takes. And what’s going on in its position this week will be a a person hit wonder. There is just not sufficient “buzz” to maintain matters outside of this year. 

Oh, and a single more thing. I refuse to sit by and permit suppliers make artificial sounds for their EVs and contact it “good” or acceptable. Stellantis is touting the artificially-produced muscle seem emanating from its new Charger EV prototype as a thing that is authentic and attractive. But that is Unmitigated Bush League Bullshit. Electronic-created and projected audio – no subject how improved – is the quintessential definition of synthetic phoniness. There is nothing at all “authentic” about it and there is no “there” there. The Substantial-Octane Fact is that it is flat-out silly, no make a difference how it is offered. And it’s the most depressing progress to strike this company in a extended, extensive time.

There you have it. Two wildly unpopular topics this week. 

The Significant-Octane Truth of the matter has under no circumstances been practical, necessarily feel-superior popular, or for the faint of heart. 

And that is the Superior-Octane Truth for this week.

Even if some of you can’t deal with it.

You Can not Deal with The Truth” – A Handful of Very good Adult males.

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